This Coyote Hat is no Joke

I saw the most insane thing today, and I had to share it. This guy in our research department at work had cut this product image out of a catalog. See, part of the job of research is to go through tons of catalogs, mail, etc. I can only assume that Nate (the guy from research) came across this image and found it so fabuously insane that he tore it out and hung it up in his cubicle. Which is where I happened to see it, and he mentioned that they sell this thing on the web too. This product is from a site called Cabela's. It is so unbelievably insane, I must show it to you now:



I made the picture a link so you could go check it out for yourself. This C-R-A-Z-Y thing is an actual hat. The "Bridger Mountain Man Coyote Hat". And you could get one for yourself for the sale price of $199. It's originally $249, but maybe enough people don't want to wear a coyote on their heads that look like it's fucking their back.

I mean, let's discuss the insanity:
1)This is an actual coyote. As in, a real dead animal
2)This coyote has been made into a fucking hat
3)The coyote's head drapes over your head and according to the site "it drapes down the back for added warmth and protection of your neck and shoulders". Because you know, if you're cold, there's nothing quite like wearing a dead coyote on your head to keep you warm and toasty
4)The rest of the coyote hangs from your head, on your back. And it really looks like the coyote is trying to have its way with you from behind.
5)The tail is still freakin attached, giving you the look of having a freaky coyote tail
6)The front paws hang down on your shoulders
7)The man wearing this coyote as a hat is also cleaning his shot gun (of course)

Can you believe that even one person in this whole wide world would want to wear this hat? I for one am baffled.