I feel like today was badly dressed day in New York City. Everywhere I turned there was someone else who looked like they got dressed in the dark. New York is certainly a place where you see a lot of eccentric fashion, so I am not referring to people who were dressed crazy, but just people dressed badly. Here were a few of my favorites:
-Heavyset man with long bowl haircut like Peg from the SNL Target sketch. Hair is dyed red. Matched with a too tight untucked white dress shirt and bolo tie.
-Lady wearing a jacket, tank top and pants that are all too short on her, like she was 5'3 one day and woke up the next day 5'8 and still had to wear the same suit
-Man wearing a suit with such slim cut pants that I could unfortunately give you a description of his balls. Ick.
-Cute chunky asian girl wearing a dress so short you could almost see the bottom of her butt. And it was not a good look.
And then tonight, on a totally non-fashion related note, I think there was a narcoleptic man on the train in front of me. Because four minutes after he showed his ticket stub to the conductor, he was falling out of his seat, asleep, like hanging out into the aisle the way a dead person would be. I actually thought for a minute he was dead. He was obscuring the aisle with his pitched over sleeping. And he was dressed in a business suit. But when he woke up, I did see he was clutching a beer can. He didn't smell beer-ish, but I am still not sure. Either narcoleptic or drunk. Or both.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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